What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Well, this is fun.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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