shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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knock knock you may come in

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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