How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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69.... is a number

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Womens Sports

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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hi bye

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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