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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What's gay and gay? Joe

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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