- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

The Mets win the World Series

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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