- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

France never surrender.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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