What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Popsicles

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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women's rights

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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