A black guy gets arrested...

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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69.... is a number

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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