Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Gay rights

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Winking at old people

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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