Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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