- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

The AIDS patient was gay

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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