Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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