- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

The AIDS patient was gay

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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