a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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theres a fat guy

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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