A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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