What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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