- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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