- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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