Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Diana and victoria

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Yah? Well your a ********

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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