A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Politics.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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