robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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