- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Women's Rights

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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