Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Poop.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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