- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

The economy.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's 1+1? 4.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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