Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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My nipple is bleeding

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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