Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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