- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

hi im paul!

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Your eye color is very unique.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

minorities

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Womens Basketball.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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