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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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girls basketball

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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