Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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