- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

This comment is anti to jokes.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

The Holocaust

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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