- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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