What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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who farted i did :]

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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girls basketball

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Anti Joke

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