A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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You.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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