What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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    Sorry, but you mucked that up...you didn't say anything about a moose on the question?:L

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    A piano, because vests don't have sleeves!

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    False. Ice cream has no bones.

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    Nothing, cause snakes don't have armpits.

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    That is the point, the answer can pretty much be anything you want it to be. The joke is to make people question the meaning behind the joke when that IS the joke.

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