- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

there once was a black man who played basketball

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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