- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Your gay

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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