- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How old are you? 7

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

hi michael

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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