When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

neil likes pube toast

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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