- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

I am dyslexic

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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