- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Skinny people fart less.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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