- Anti Joke

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis