- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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