A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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