- Anti Joke

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Neither did she.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)