- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A bar walks into a man

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

what are you mike bibby?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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