What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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