- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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