No it doesnt..

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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