- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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