- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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