- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

poop.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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