- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

hi joshua

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

okay so theres this guy.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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