How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Religion.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Anti Joke

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