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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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