Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Anti Joke

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