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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

[Set up] [No punch line]

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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