- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

rocky is here again.......................

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Guest what? Dog

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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