- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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