Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Anti Joke

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