- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

kill yourself

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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