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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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