There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Badabing.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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