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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

I am dyslexic

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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