Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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