- Anti Joke

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Your mom went to college

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves