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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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