What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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are u black unlucky

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Dont read this joke

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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