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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Roses are red.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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