- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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