what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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