- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

roses are red violets are indigo

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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