what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Anti Joke

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