- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

The Princess is in another castle

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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