- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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