So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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