- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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