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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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