whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Your mam is so fat.

Women's Rights

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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