How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

a blond girl walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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