Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

European on my shoes, buddy.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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