Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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what goes boo a sock

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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