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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

The american education system.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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