- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Shea's sty....

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

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