What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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nothing

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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