- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

where's mom I killed her

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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