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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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