- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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