Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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