Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Turkeys are obese

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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