So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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The EPA.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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do you have a wife?

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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