Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A French man gets into a fight

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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2 black kids walk into school

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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