- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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