- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

William wright is Gay

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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