- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Girls Lacrosse.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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