Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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penis in the camel

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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