- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Horse.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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