what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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