- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

what are three short words? i a am

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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