What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Knock knock *open*

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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