What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

su algato es en fuego

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

im telling maguire

What's two plus two? Window

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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