- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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