- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

VITAMIN C!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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