- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Women's rights

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

-knock knock! -doors open

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

poopoo

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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