What is red? A rock painted red

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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