why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Skinny people fart less.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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