why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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