- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

knock knock!? . . No.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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