What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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