- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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