What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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