josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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8===D

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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