- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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