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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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