A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Religionh

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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