Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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lol

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Heskey time.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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eoin burgin is fat

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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