- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Waffles ate my grandma

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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