A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Religionh

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

N-E Pats never cheated

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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