A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Anti Joke

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