- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

You sick fiend

what is 3+3= 8

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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