- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a black man did not eat chicken.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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