- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A seal walks into a club.

where is the world?

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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