- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What does water taste like? Water

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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