- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

123 f*ck off

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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