- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

I have a really funny joke.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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