What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What does water taste like? Water

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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