Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

So a baby seal walks into a club

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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