- Anti Joke

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Do u take sugar?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

cats are pussies

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.